A young earth creationist, an evangelical megachurch pastor, and a post-evangelical walk into a bar. The YEC says to the bartender, “I believe the earth was created in six literal twenty-four hour days. If you don’t believe that way, I don’t think you can be a Christian.”

The megachurch pastor said, “I believe that if you will give God your best, then God will give you his best in return.”

The bartender looked at the post-evangelical and said, “So? What do you believe?”

The post-evangelical thought for a minute, then another minute, then one minute more before saying, “Well, I believe I’ll have a pint of Guinness.”

 

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